Taming the sleaze...

Last Friday night I bustled off from work to Sian and Gary's house, where I was to spent the night watching DVDs.

Well, at least that's what I thought...

I opened the door to their apartment and was surprised by Gary, Sian, Yvette and Angelique throwing me a Bachelorette party!! Lots of presents and champagne later, I was dressed in a saucy French Maid's outfit supplied by them and was forced into the car, blindfolded and taken to a secret destination. Needless to say, trying to get up the stairs in said secret location, blinfolded was no easy task, and when I finally opened my eyes I was welcomed by the inside of Teaze-Hers. Yes, Lolly Jackson's answer to frustrated wives who's husbands spend their salary downstairs at Teazers. And that's all I can tell you about that, else I would have to kill you...

After Teaze-Hers we went to Billy the BUMS where I had to fulfill a number of tasks, one of which was to collect an item of men's clothing... I'm sure Yvette can vouch for me completing my tasks as she found said item - beige underwear - in her handbag the next morning! ha ha ha

Jann's stripper friend and I... say no more... say no more...