This morning I woke up late, rushed to get ready and bolted to the car only to find it was not there...
My car was gone. missing. mia. stolen!!!!
I called Michael to tell him, got his answering service on his cell and fuming, left a harsh message. I opened the gate (with the remote - how do thieves steal a car through a perfectly working gate!?) I found the nearest security guard, shat him out, Mike arrived, he did the same. We took the guard back to where my car SHOULD have been, and gave him my details, shat him out a bit more etc etc. Then we went back to the townhouse, both furious, me bordering on tears now... I even called my boss to let him know that I wouldn't be at work that morning.
A guy from the security company called to take my details and find out what the story was, I managed to offload some anger on that guy too. He said he would call the police and report my car stolen...
Mike and I spent the next 15 minutes complaining about crime, the security, thieves in general etc racking our brains as to how a LOCKED car with an IMMOBILISER & GEAR LOCK behind a CLOSED GATE with 24hr SECURITY just drives right out...?!?!?!?!
Then it dawned on Mike...
My car was never there.... it was at The Glen Shopping Centre.
Yesterday I had gone to The Glen to do some shopping and Michael had joined me there to go order his wedding ring. We then decided to go to the fleamarket and left my car in the parking lot. Needless to say, it slipped our mind that my car was there, we trawled the fleamarket, went home, made and had lunch, cleaned the townhouse, cooked soup, went to church, visited some family of Mike's, came home, ate aforementioned soup, went to bed and woke up 7 hours later - all the time not realising that my car was STILL at The Glen. (And yes, it was still waiting patiently for me when I went to fetch it this morning)
I feel like and absolute tosser.
Poor security guards. I apologised. LOL